一 : bbs : we can get along (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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[So what, exactly, is the internet? --For that matter, what exactly is a computer? Raidou has to ask for the librarian's help about five times, but he gets the browser up and running and figures out where to click in order to enter text into the BBS' update form. The keyboard is hard to navigate in a foreign language, and he has to peck at each key individually, but slow progress is progress nonetheless, and soon he has four sentences all typed out and posted.

The next step he has to take is to wrap his mind around the idea that multiple people can communicate with him at once; he's under the impression now that there's only one person on the "other side of the internet," and he should communicate with them much like you would if you were exchanging letters with a stranger.]

ｇｏｏｄ　ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ。　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｅｌｌ？　ｍｙ　ｎａｍｅ　ｉｓ　ｒａｉｄｏｕ　ｋｕｚｕｎｏｈａ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｏｕｒｔｅｅｎｔｈ。　ｉｔ’ｓ　ａ　ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ　ｔｏ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｙｏｕ。

[He'll figure out the text input settings eventually.]

Comments

[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

The fourteenth? That would make you either super fancy or just super, super old.

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[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

Old is old is old, you don't need to make it complicated.

You need a walker? Old. Drinking prune juice? Old. Can't walk up the stairs without breaking a bone? Old. Watching talkshows in your freetime? Ollllddd!

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[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

Fancy then?

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[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

French mustache? Tea? Crumpets? Stick up your ass? Check all that apply, buddy.

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[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

Annnd the problem is?

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[kinetosisprone.livejournal.com]

So apparently you don't like the English.

Alrightie then. Still on hold on that stick up your ass though.

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