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[fierybluebird]

[Marco has gotten used to a full workload, so this semester, having precipitously less means that he has too much time on his hands. Sure there's the usual "productive" things like club activities or working on methods to keep his family alive when he gets back home, but a pirate has to chill out and have fun. Thus one morning finds Marco hanging around the ceilings, trying to perch upside down like a fail bat. Or maybe a blue ninja. Friends might get randomly dropped upon (for his amusement) but as for the rest, well does anyone ever really look up? If they do, they'll see a half-phoenix, half-blond man chilling out, and getting dizzy. Pro tip: phoenixes are not meant to perch upside down for long periods of time. Or maybe ever. Moral of the story: Leave it to the bats.]

Well, at least I know my claws are strong enough. [Stifles a yawn, this makes him sleepier than it should.]

Comments

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Other what? Other flames?

[fierybluebird]

Aye.

[Although he's not doing it because his concentration is on not falling thanks.]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

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Ah, but can you do it when trying not to fall?

[fierybluebird]

[He's so going to get knocked off again... son of a...]

Of course I can. [Starts up the incantations to produce a tiny fira. WORST ROLE MODEL EVER. Do not do fira in the hallways folks, or outside of the training center.]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

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[fierybluebird]

[That will just freeze Marco hanging upside. Luckily for the phoenix.]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

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[fierybluebird]

[And off Marco goes, completely nonplussed that people are seeing his bluebird boxers. This is the same guy who in truth or dare wandered the cafeteria in a dress and high heels and just wanted to know if his lipstick matched after all. Now where are his clothes? It's a special belt you know, and how would anyone know he's a pirate without the sash? Aside from the tattoo that is.]

[eggplantallergy]

[Passes by Marco and stops. Double takes because why is his friend in his underwear?!]

...M-Marco?

[fierybluebird]

Yo. Gakupo. [Waves.]

[eggplantallergy]

Why...are you in your underwear?

[fierybluebird]

[Deadpan FOREVER.]

It's comfy.

Why? Don't you think it's stylish? [Spins around to give a full view.]

[eggplantallergy]

They...certainly suit you, but I think that may be against the rules. Surely.

[fierybluebird]

Eh, I'm a pirate. Rules never were my strong point.

[eggplantallergy]

Well, would your girlfriend approve of this?

[Think about it.]

[fierybluebird]

[Thinks about it.]

I'm hoping she'd be distracted by the view. [Deadpan forever and ever.]

[eggplantallergy]

I wouldn't blame her. [Snickers.]

[fierybluebird]

[Arches an eyebrow... then waggles both.]

Why thank you Gakupo, I had no idea you felt that way.

[eggplantallergy]

I only speak the truth. Just...don't tell her I said that. She's scary.

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs~]

Our little secret then.