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[oftime]

so time compression huh
youd think as the knight of time i could avoid this kind of shit
but hey man i aint even mad
in fact its not even that bad here even if i feel like ive seen all of this before somewhere
anyone else get the feeling theyre in a video game
like legit i am pretty sure that game bro did a review of a game like this
it reminds me of some kind of jrpg where you run around with swords that should be physically impossible to wield

not like i can talk any i just spent like
i dont even know anymore
three days or something running around in a game with swords that should be physically impossible to wield
even if half of them were pieces of shit
or literally just half of a sword

also question
if these oldschool computers are what passes for technology
where the hell is this world in terms of music
like are we still dealing with records or have we at least advanced to casettes
cause i aint doing eight tracks that shit just wont fly

turntechGodhead

( Just another reminder that if this Courier shit burns your eyes, please let me know here so I know not to reply with it to your posts! )

Comments

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[oftime]

yeah i hear you
ive seen some pretty terrible games in my time though and this one beats them
by like fucking miles and miles of points

an eight track is this obsolete piece of shit
that was pretty much useless before it was even invented
i dont even know why they were so popular when they were around
from like the 60s to the 80s
thats 1900s because im pretty sure if cds are outdated to you then you are from flying car futureland
or pretty close to it because theyre still relevant in the early 2000s so

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[oftime]

fantastic
i look forward to being here for a few months
taking all of these classes and trying to get to the cafeteria in time for hot dogs every day

gotham wow
now i know this place is more than just a jrpg action-adventure
im feeling so nostalgic jegus
its
well
was 2009 before i got sucked into the other video game i was stuck in
so not as futureland as i figured but youre still a ways ahead of me
good to know we finally caught up with the jetsons and got our damn flying cars

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[He lies, his old roommate subjected him to Batman and Robin.]

Oh god Dave you're such a nerd what are you doing.

[oftime]

nah we cant
i mean i already gave time travel a shot and failed so might as well sit back
but good to know now i wont be trapped in an eternal stampede to the cafeteria

yeah man ive heard of gotham
home of the dark knight the most feared vigilante around
who the hell has never heard of gotham thats almost unamerican
like hating apple pies and being against gun ownership

shit i love how you know about jetsons but not eight tracks
he got fired like every episode and then got stuck on his dogs treadmill in the credits
and had this robot maid
you guys have robot maids or is that not for a while

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[He was too excited he barely even skimmed this post. All he had to see was the handle it was signed by.]

... beautifully breaking Damian's brain? *o*

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[oftime]

[ What's this? A little smartass with blue font? HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THIS COULD BE AT ALL. ]

if he smells like butts at least they are toned
and perfect like tempered steel

unlike someone else who has a flabby ass smell
like phew who let grandpa out in this 90 degree heat jesus fuck
someone get the fucking hose

He'll be happy to continue.

[oftime]

in your worlds terms
yeah im a meta and im gonna enjoy whatever shits are flipped by garden

i am about to be un-schway
because where im from he is a badass motherfucker
but he is totally a comic book character

clearly when you go back home you will have to educate him as i am educating you
but yeah even with the three laws of robotics i wouldnt trust a robot maid with my shit
like how long would it be before they were questioning orders and then breaking the big numero uno
then mankind would be screwed and wed have to deal with robot overlords making us do their chores instead

[oftime]

magic and summoning of giant monsters and slash or gods to cast magic for you
so yeah totally a jrpg

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[It's 1933 and yet Hetalia breaks time so he'll just be considering that over here.]

[oftime]

[ The insanity magic of Hetalia should never be questioned. ]

nah its cool
its a title i was given in the last game i got sucked into
times my thing kind of like all this magic shit
cant really do much time travel with a time compression going on though

yes please! Day won't know what hit him.

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

poor bb. We'll make it up to him by teaching him to be cool.

[oftime]

oh fuck the governator ahahaha
shit that movie was terrible
they totally rebooted the franchise not that long ago though and its actually pretty good
especially compared to that campy shit
but the comics range in goddamn awesome to godfuckingawful sorry to say

lots of shit is weird bro
you are talking to a guy from 2009 on a forum in a world full of magic and monsters
though at least i know a little bit about your world
and am going to assume thats something to do with that sociopathic clown joker

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Surprised by this calm way of addressing it!! Even if it's text yes.]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[oftime]

[ Oh you will be fun to mess with Japan. ]

yeah man
happens all the time back where im from
seems to be a universal thing too
cause me and my posse are bros with a group of aliens that went through the same thing
only one of them has timey whimey powers like me though

[oftime]

its a gift and a curse
let me tell you bro
or is it brosis
you can never tell over these forums you know

but shit either way we better get that hose
dont want that flabby ass stinkin up the place
youre gonna have to show me where it is though ive only been here for a couple days
dont really know where everything is just yet

He'll appreciate it! ... Some day.

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[... well, he is from the DCU.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He is captured already...]

[oftime]

aliens man
probes and fucking everything

think of it as calling out your attacks before you use them
shouting timey whimey bullshit seems to be the most effective way so far
though were slowly gaining levels so we might have to discover a new phrase to shout soon
like holy shit its a lion get in the tardis

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[A bit of a pause here. What an exciting life this person must live!]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]