[Oh, sure, that provokes some snickering. And yet, there always has to be someone to take offense. Always. In this case a sour-faced cadet with her hair in a tight bun, who marches over and places her hands squarely on her hips.]

Ugh.

Oh sure, make a giant phallus to represent the school. Take this seriously! This isn't the place for scultured bathroom stall graffiti!