[bbs] Cultural Exchange

[vocaloidiot]

Okay, so, we're all from different places! Which is pretty cool and all if you think about it objectively and ignore the fact we're horribly stuck on a floating island with a tendency to plummet into the ungodly seas and leave us potentially scrabbling at the shore while the icy depths pull us down aaaaaaaaaaa

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What this means is that everyone's seen and experienced different stuff! For all I know, your home world might be a technological marvel that puts even me to shame! For all you know, my home world might be covered in bees. But we don't know because we all just potter through classes. Show off a little! What's the coolest, neatest story you've got? There's bragging rights in it and a little reminder of home never hurt anyone.

Comments

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

If we prick you do you bleed. :3
Ah yeah you're no more pressure-durable than your average human I guess.

I've blown up scarier enemies in videogames.

[vocaloidiot]

Not to mention harder to recover from the bottom of the ocean if we sink like a very heavy metal stone.

They're robowasps! A creature that already hates everything and wants it to die, only now it has like little lasers and supersonic engines. What is not to be afraid of?

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

You can't be that heavy you don't leave dents in the floor.

A lack of speedy rodents.

[vocaloidiot]

Bet you'd still have problems picking me up!

Psssh you'd think some celebrities would turn up.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

We'll have to test that.

Probably too lazy to grace us with their presence.

[vocaloidiot]

BRING IT ON personally, I'm holding out for James Bond or someone. How cool would that be to have him show up?

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Terrifying. Actually.

[vocaloidiot]

What why. He'd be all 'why hello'.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

No he'd be all 'you have exposed my identity and ruined my secret agent status now you must all die and I will undergo ridiculous amounts of cosmetic surgery to prevent this from happening again' and then we'd all be corpses because James Bond doesn't fuck around.

Respect the man.

[vocaloidiot]

But he's all Rico Suave to innocents!

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

I'm not even Rin and I want to dismember you for that mental image.

[vocaloidiot]

Wait, I can do better, check out if I do it with this picture.

Rrrrrrrico Suave.

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

I must ask again do you even have a penis.

[vocaloidiot]

You can't just keep coming back to that!

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

It's relevant.

[vocaloidiot]

I'm not going to answer that!

[macgyvered.livejournal.com]

Thats not very suave.

[vocaloidiot]

There is 'suave' and then there is 'personal information which might have everyone in a fifty foot radius punching me'.