[Oh look. A troll girl! John wasn't exactly sure how he got here but maybe this girl knew his friends!]

Hi there! My name's John. You kind of look like these troll friends of mine who I'm supposed to meet up with three years from now- [There isn't even a pause for her to respond-he just keeps rambling.]

-Karkat, Terezi, and well some of them I didn't know actually and I kinda don't know how I got here either, but since you look like them maybe you know a girl troll named Vriska?