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[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Okay. Okay the last thing he did before being sent here? Shit. That's all in the past. Nothing happened. He didn't get his black advances rejected by Rose, and he didn't get his computer blown up. Except... he's probably going to flip a switch if someone brings it up. Yep.

Oh but uh... None of that happened.

Man. None of that happened. Everything's cool.

However. He's still completely confused about why he's even here in the first place. Interview wasn't too painful to endure, and neither was knowing that this is a military academy. Shit, that even makes it seem better.

Now he's just... aimlessly wandering around the lobby and the dorms, trying to not look like a confused idiot. It's really failing... really really hard. Flag him down and talk to him, he'd probably absolutely love it. If not? Well, he'll deal with it.]

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[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ Wander wander- oh hey. ]

Oh, another troll? Gosh, there are a lot here!

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Also wandering, wanderi--

Oh look it's a huma-- What in god's name...? Oh... fuck. It's her! This is going to be really interesting. Wow, did he suddenly get closer? Yep, he did.]

Well, that's real interestin' to know, Jade. Mind disclosin' on any a their names for me? I'd really appreciate it.

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

....Um.

[ WHY IS HE SUDDENLY ALL UP IN HER GRILL AND MAKING THAT WEIRD FACE ]

You're...kinda creepy! Who are you even??

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Whoa.

Jade is pretty sure that she knows who this is -- it has to be, with that scarf and the pretentious look and everything. At least, that's how he described himself, kind of. She isn't entirely sure. ]

Sup...?

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Huh.

It's another one of those humans. Buuut... different. Kinda like someone smooshed two of them together. HE'S TOTALLY UNSURE, but he can certainly give her props for the scarf. That is one bitchin' scarf.]

Confusion... for the most part, anyways. [Edging over slightly. Hope you don't mind Jade.] So... What's your name?

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ U N S U R E...but she doesn't mind him, she always assumed that Eridan was complete spacehog. ]

Pretty sure you're supposed to know that, broseph? But it's Jade Strider. And you?

[ CONFIRM HER SUSPICIONS. DO IT. ]

[kissmydamask.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind the Prince. He's just set up one of those Caution signs. You know, the yellow ones depicting someone slipping and cracking their head open.

Because that's a real hazard! Especially since the Prince is mopping up around here, carting around a pail and all. Gotta keep the lobby tidy, so he'll just give Eridan a look, shake his head, and keep on mopping. Weird-looking kid, but he's seen others like him around, and there's no point in staring.]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[It's hard to mind him, especially when Eridan caught sight off the cleaning utensils. This calls for some calling out of sorts. That is extremely offensive. Or hot. Or something.]

Wow, do you really do that out in public?

[kissmydamask.livejournal.com]

[Whoops, nothing to see here except even more hot mop/pail action.]

Sure, kid, all the time. I'm surprised you even noticed.

[agt-doubletap.livejournal.com]

[Sollux is doing some of his usual slinking about, trying to avoid people, when he sees another unfamiliar troll. Or at least not one he can remember off hand, despite the creeping feeling that he really should.]

[So he quietly comes up behind him, and tries to think of how to figure it out one way or the other.]

Hey...

[HI ERIDAN it's an over six foot tall Sollux Captor ogling you.]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Eridan almost passed him up. Almost... and then he realized that that is Sollux.

That is a taller Sollux. He has to do a double-take, but he's still not satisfied.]

What... [...]

How are you... even...?

[Explain yourself, man. He doesn't understand this at all.]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Just totally going around and totally mixing up trolls with other trolls.

The only two male trolls he knows of so far are Tavros and Equius. That hair was too short to be Equius', so maybe...]

Nitram? What, you going around and shoving people together again?

[w r o n g]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Whoa.

Whoa.

WHOA THIS HUMAN DID NOT JUST CALL HIM THAT LITTLE SHITBLOOD. Ararargh this boils his blood like crazy.]

Nitram? Please. That fuckin' wimp wishes he were even close to what I am.

[expiries.livejournal.com]

[Normally, Rolo would walk right on by as it's no business of his how confused someone may appear. But when said someone is really at it and gray-skinned, horned and has fish-like features, he finds himself stopping and unintentionally staring.]

Huh . . .

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Dude. That is so rude and you're getting the meanest looking look right back.]

What?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Oh hell YES, heya fish bitch? Still given out quickies? [Grins, seeing Eridan while walking through the lobby. He makes a beeline for him, eyes slid thin. Eridan, probably one of the FUNNEST trolls to fuck with. Being a sea troll gave him a lot of material too. Not only that? Eridan was a complete douchebag so it made it all the better. Tavros's grin slit his face in two, his stride sleazy and serpentine.]

Because shit, my leetle polly malchick, I am totally in the mood for some killer fish fry.

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Oh no. Oh helllll no. What was he even going on about? Eridan takes a step back and growls.]

What in the fuck are you glubbin' about? What fuckin' pixie dust sparkle bullshit did you start snortin' to give you such fuckin' ideas?

[notaferry.livejournal.com]

[After her morning classes, Botan decided to go and get some time in at the Training Center. It had been a bit of a while, most of her time lately devoted to lesson plans and helping her cadets, but it was good to get into the paces again! She's making her way back to the dorms, when she notices Eridan looking about confused. Oho~ Botan recognizes that look! It's the look of a new cadet!

Cheerfully, she heads towards him.]

Hello, there! Did you need help finding your way?

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[You certainly did read him like a book, woman.]

Ahh... yeah, a little bit. I wouldn't mind a bit of a helpin' hand or somethin'.

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[She's off sitting on a bench under a fake tree reading a few papers from a manila folder. She looks a bit older, horns longer, body just a little more filled out, etc. Obviously she's not scanning the lobby for any new, lost trolls (although at the rate they were coming in it wasn't such a bad idea).]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Huh... Who is that lovely troll lady he spies off at a distance. The horns should have been a dead giveaway, but you never know.

He approaches her and takes a seat next right next to her, trying to see if it is really her.]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. [see Rose. see Rose with an armful of books trying to get around you in the lobby. she registers you as a troll, but there's so many of them that it doesn't really matter. after all, she doesn't know many of them by name anyway]

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Huh okay whatever girl with books just gonna move around and catch who you are from the side.

Oh. He knows exactly who she is. Fakemage Pinkscarf, we meet again. This time we will be able to finish our hateful tango without computers being EXPLODED.]

Fakemage.

fashionably late

[tortileghostwriter]

[Now, see, under normal circumstances, he might have just ignored this douchebag.

But the symbol, combined with the color...oh fucking hell it's a mix of Eridan and Sollux. And then probably Captor. Hopefully he's got more in common with Sollux than either of the other personalities. Anyway, he captchalogues his bag, trying to brush past Eridan. Eridan, there is a remarkably Rose-like Dave in front of you. What do?]

fkjsdjfk i thought i replied to this earlier.

[ageaaquarius.livejournal.com]

[Well. That's new. By new, one means not very new because who knows what type of alternates could be floating around. Especially when he's seen those other ones.

Anyways. This one seems rather Strider-like, with Lalonde features.

Let's try our luck...!]

Well, hello there.