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[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

gosh um...
this is all kind of confusing
whats a dorm and why does it have numbers?
why are we talking about mercenary gardens???
i am pretty sure plants dont normally kill people!!
i just dont get it D:
this place is really weird and i had something really important to do!!


[ If you're in the quad, you may see a young girl with huge glasses, a slinky black-with-green-sparkles nightgown, and long messy black hair wandering around looking hopelessly confused and lost.

WHAT WILL YOU DO, BALAMB GARDEN? ]

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[brofessrstrider.livejournal.com]

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Yo, you lost...?

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I-

[ This guy looks really familiar. Maybe she knows him. Hm, he looks a lot like Dave-

...... ]

Oh nooooooo, I'm dead!!!

[brofessrstrider.livejournal.com]

What? No, this isn't - no

[facepalm]

You ain't dead, chica.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[chuck a rolled up piece of notebook paper at her head, obviously. Rose isn't getting up from her spot under this tree, that would be showing too much excitement.]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

Hey!! That's-

Rose! Oh god did you die too??

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Not unless I had an accident whilst alchemizing that was so horrendous I've blocked it totally from my memory. It's nice to see you, too.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

[hypocriteonjl.livejournal.com]

[Comes across her in full on Rocket Red garb, resembling a giant white and red robot.] Little girl, are okay?

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ 8O ]

You are really, really big!

[tortileghostwriter]

[Paper airplane. And not getting up from his spot either.

But weird long-haired Jade seriously what is that.]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

Da-

...oh. Sorry. You, um, you look like someone I know. Gosh, this is weird...

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Stand and watch.]

Well, well, well. Look what the human cat dragged in and smeared all over the rugs and carpets. hehehe

You look positively confused, Jade human.

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ :O! ]

Are you one of the trolls?

[lefteros.livejournal.com]

[...stay passed out on the ground and possibly in the way.

If it's any consolation, he hasn't been there for very long! Just long enough that Jade wouldn't have seen him sit down and take a nap.]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hey! Someone else who is sleeping all the time!

...Well, it's a bad place to sleep, and there is no helpful Bec to carry people back to their beds, so Jade decides to be a good girl and shake him awake. ]

Hi! Are you okay?

[action]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Might have been coming from the cafeteria. It's probably likely, since she's got an ice cream cone in her hand--

or well. She did. Until she dropped it because holy shit that girl looks a lot like her. Only with long hair and a slinky evening gown and all Jade's lady boners what. What, Jade doesn't get it.

So have some awkward staring. Not that you can tell it's staring, because of the shades, but you can probably guess that's what she's doing. ]

Uh.

[ SUCH A SMOOTH INTRODUCTION ]

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. Oh is that. Is that another Jade? Only she looks...

so cool!!!

Only David made a bad impression so maybe this Jade is mean too :( ]

Um. H-hello?

HI THERE SLDKJDLS

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[PARADOX SISTER!!!]

Jade!

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ ECTOBROTHER!!! ]

John! Hey!

I WILL GET LJ TO LOAD SO I CAN TAG THINGS I SWEAR TO GOD hi.

[oftime]

[ He saw the post on BBS, but he hasn't replied to it for one reason only: he actually wants to see her with his own eyes, considering these alternate universe shenanigans.

She's in a pretty interesting getup, but still looks like a Harley. Except she also looks kind of down. So, instead of approaching immediately, he sets his black and white kitten down and gives it a nudge forward while he stays off to the side. Hello, Jade Harley, enjoy a fuzzy purring thing rubbing against your legs. There might be a familiar symbol attached to its red collar. ]

OH MY GOD HELLO this place just got way cooler.

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ Jade squeaks a little when she feels something furry rubbing up against her, and bends over to pick up-

A kitten? Awwww. She starts smiling a little, scritching under its chin and between its ears. ]

Haha, hey little guy! Gosh, you are cute. And friendly! Looks like you have a collar, let's see who-

[ SKDFJALKSDJF;LJDSA OH MY GOD THAT SYMBOL. She instantly bolts up and looks around for- ]

Dave?

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[Oh good grief why are they all turning up now, he was doing well without the constant reminder of Sgrub and frogs and the Veil and fucking obnoxiously-colored hammers.]

[He stalks over to Jade.]

Harley what the fuck are you even wearing.

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

The 3 A.M. Dress, obviousl-

Karkat???

[ OMG HE SOUNDS TOO GRUMPY TO BE ANYONE ELSE AND JUST AS GRUMPY AS SHE THOUGHT HE WOULD!!! ]