1st Pesterlog -- GR33T1NGS [Action]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[As one is passing through classes today, one may hear something unusual in the air. As one's ears adjust, they may find it to be a very high pitched staccato laugh. It's resonance is pretty good, and seems show no indication of ceasing. Were one to explore the source of this acoustic anomaly, they would find that the sound gets louder as they enter into the lobby, and louder still the closer they got to the first floor lobby. The voice changes now, shifting to a hearty hahahaha to hehehe and even an abrupt LOL for good measure.

At the end of this particular rabbit hole is a young troll girl standing next to the directory, which has subsequently been smeared by something white and viscous--saliva, perhaps? The troll girl seems to find something HIGHLY AMUSING, but is staring off into blank space.

Talk about a weirdo.]

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[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Even before she came into view Vriska knew that laugh. If anything she walked faster towards the laugh, a half eaten apple in hand. Oh boy.]

Well well well, looks like the trash was left out today.

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Oh boy indeed. If there was anybody that would make Terezi's hyena-ish grin to drop, it was HER.]

SHUT IT, SERKET, OR I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN.

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Oh man wait what. That honestly surprises her and she stops. If this was another timeline fuck up...]

What the hell, Pyrope?! Did you knock your head and fuck yourself over even more???

[agt-doubletap.livejournal.com]

[That cackling has a way of getting Sollux's attention, even from across the lobby. It's familiar, definitely familiar, but with a heavy cloud of uncertainty brought on by sweeps of seperation.]

[But it isn't like he hasn't met other weirdly familiar trolls here, so the possibility seems entirely likely.]

[He sneaks across the room to get a closer look at her, as is his way, and peers at her from behind some safe cover. Holy shit it's a mini sized Terezi. He hasn't seen her since...]

Terezi?

[And he slinks out of hiding. Hi, Terezi, here is a nine sweep old, over six foot tall Sollux Captor. Inter dimensional travel is crazy shit.]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[The voice was certainly familiar, but also very different. Terezi turned her head in the direction of the voice, sticking her tongue out to get a better view of the person walking up to her.

And boy was she stunned when she caught a taste of the eyes.]

SOLLUX? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[agt-doubletap.livejournal.com]

[Oh boy here goes this routine again.]

...Different timeline. I'm older.

[tortileghostwriter]

[Just kind of sitting nearby and reading a book. Trying to ignore the shrill laughter of what he has no doubt is an alternate version of Terezi but he just does not care enough to ask or approach.

Terezi, is that lavender smell Dave with a Rose twist or Rose with a Dave twist?

> INVESTIGATE FURTHER?
> Y/N]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[He still wears the glasses. Clearly he is the coolkid.]

[But the laughing doesn't stop. If anything it gets LOUDER. And even still LOUDER when she approaches you. And drubs you on the cheek with her cane.]

Fancy meeting you here, coolkid!!

[tortileghostwriter]

[Looks up. Blinks. Kind of annoyed. Takes off the sunglasses and captchalogues them with a flick of his fingers--Tree modus, distinctly green-edged cards. Lavender eyes. When he speaks...]

Pyrope. I believe you're looking for someone else. Strider, no doubt?

[Echo. And more...erudite tones. And. Huh. Is his shadow moving.]

[moirailcompass]

[...Nepeta would recognize that laugh anywhere, and you can bet that she is going to be following it, scampering between legs as she ran on all fours. When she sees the familiar figure she stands up and calls out to her]

Terezi!!

1/2

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[>:DDD!!]

Nepeta! There you are!!

2/2

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Wait... she's been jumping the gun now all day. She had to make sure now... which felt weird because Nepeta is one of the least suspicious troll she knew. Though... maybe that's why asking her made the most sense?]

Wait... you aren't weird, right? You aren't older or possess a different color blood or are Nepeta Vantas or something, right??

[moirailcompass]

[Seems like someone has already run into alternates, Nepeta can't help but giggle a little.]

Well, I don't know what normal fur you but. My name is Nepeta Leijon, I'm six sweeps old and a green blood. Ummm, my lusus was Pounce de Leon and my moirail is Equius. On Karkitty's wriggling day I played a real stupid game called SGRUB which destroyed Alternia.

[That covered most of the differences she had seen amongst the alternates.]

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

[Dave has to pause a moment at the laughter.

This is one of those strange moments when the knowledge from the two separate entities he was comes together to form the image of a single person. Dave had never seen or heard Terezi, but Gamzee had. Their perceptions on her had been completely different.

He adjusts the sunglasses on his face, paint not on today, and steps out into the open with his hands in his pockets.]

S'up.

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Having met Mr. Lalonde moments sooner, Terezi's response isn't exactly as cheery as she was a few moments ago. In fact, she looks downright irritated by his sudden presence.]

What do you want, David?

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hey.

[He holds up a hand at that.]

Dave. Never David.

Unless you're mad at me or some shit, in which case I gotta ask about what all I did.

[notinvisobill.livejournal.com]

[what even is--]

Something funny?

[YES HE IS KEEPING HIS DISTANE. you sort of look like what his roomie is buuuut better safe than sorry, right? RIGHT.]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

*She sees you... well, not really, but she knows you are there.*

Wow, you're a fast one, aren't you?

Of course something is funny! It's all funny! Everything is HYST-ER-I-CAL!

LATE DERP. Sorry.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[He saw you and is staring.]

[Then catches himself.]

[TZ...it's... it really fucking Terezi. He forgot that this might not be HIS Terezi though...]

Holy fucking SHIT, TZ gal, you finally tapped your way here!

YAY TAVROS :DDD 1/2

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Okay what? NO REALLY, WHAT. I SAW YOU DIE D:]

2/2

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[NO REALLY, I saw you... I GAVE YOU THE KISS OF LIFE it was disgusting... and and...]

[Well, fuck.]

Uh, hi Tavros.

[THIS IS CONFUSING.]

[lefteros.livejournal.com]

[Well, he's followed the laughter and found the source, but he can't seem to find a cause.]

I don't understand... what are you laughing at?

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

YOUR STUPID FACE!!!!!!!

[>:] ]

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

[]

The heck's so funny, kid?

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Espio may be surprised to find shutting her up is surprisingly easy.

However...

She's now facing him, making loud sniffing sounds and licking the air.]

I smell toast with grape jelly, hehehe...