[BBS] Date Auction: THE BOX RESULTS!

[eggplantallergy]

The following people will be auctioned off this weekend at the GFC sponsored Date Auction!

David Lalonde	Dick Grayson	Sora	Sokka	Nepeta
Jade Strider	Goose	Damian Wayne	Cocona	Maria C.
Rose Lalonde	Vanille Dia	Seifer Almasy	Shadow
Matthew Williams	Squall	Tim Drake	Grell Sutcliff
Rikku	Serah	Rose Tyler	Equius Zaahak

Decisions are final. Should you decide to withdraw, you will need to apologize to those poor orphans you couldn't help raise money for to make their lives a little more brighter! I'm sure a trip to Centra could be arranged for one to do so in person! Letter writing is a coward's way out! Maybe even volunteering your time there is possible too...

The dates must take place before the month is out! [Because there are plots next month...] So don't leave it til the last minute!

I am still looking for an apprentice to take on the GFC position! For those interested, please contact me.


-Gakupo

Comments

[subjected]

[ ......... Even if there's still her ID number, this is still left... curiously unsigned, for once. ]

Why is Serah Farron's name on this?

[ It's because Pulse l'Cie, isn't it? That's always the reason for everything. ]

[eggplantallergy]

Her name was in the box.

-Gakupo

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[eggplantallergy]

Do you think so?

[subjected]

wEre you not keeping track of who submitted what then?

[ And apparently not only is she not signing, she's not proofreading either? ]

[eggplantallergy]

Maybe you are not aware that I am not the only member of this committee.

Do you have a problem with the results?

[He's done FAR WORSE don't even worry.]

[subjected]

[ SHE IS AWARE OF THAT. But saying so is all she gets written out before conflict of interest kicks in and she deletes the half-typed answer in a fury.

... So, no reply. For now. ]

[destroyforalice.livejournal.com]

What is a date auction?

[eggplantallergy]

Ah, I answered this question before. I wonder if it's a foreign concept...

It's where people are auctioned off for dates. People bid on a person, and the highest bid wins.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[Rose isn't actually answering to the post. she's too classy for that.

however, anyone around the dorms will be privy to a sudden outburst of screaming that sounds suspiciously like 'STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER'

she is so fucking on to you, Dave. and she is going to get you for this.]

BBS

[brightens]

[ Serah?! But— what about—?!

And for that matter... Did Seifer really put his own name in here?

Oh well... ]

i won't withdraw! don't you worry!

[doyuulikeme.livejournal.com]

[moirailcompass]

[...Equius? Nepeta knows that he would never sign himself up for something like this, which means someone else must have. Which means she better stick close to him in case he gets angry.]

[fierybluebird]

[Marco just snickers forever until he comes across Grell's name... oh god damn it. Time to go get enough money to make an impact. Damn sexy high maintenance women.]

[paradoxdestined.livejournal.com]

[Brb flipping the fuck out









okay he can... reply to this sob SOB SOOOOOB]

Understood.

-Commander Leonhart

[theshortestbird.livejournal.com]

[Wait a second. How did Dick, Damian, and Tim get put into the box? If it was just Tim, he would guess it was Dick; Damian wouldn't do something like that. If it was just Tim and Damian, he would once again think of Dick, but then he would know that Damian would want to hurt Dick for it.

Which left Jason to put all their names in the box. Or at the very least Tim and Damian, because Dick would sign up for this voluntarily.]

Was anyone watching the people who put names in the box?

- T. Drake

equally not here

[tortileghostwriter]

[JUST

AS

PLANNED]

the least here

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[poor Dave. he's going to suffer so badly for the dick move he didn't actually pull.]

[tortileghostwriter]

[No actual message is left, but a few moments after Rose's outburst of "STRIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEER" an identical one in an echoing male voice can be heard in the boys' dorms. JADE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS]

[maplezen.livejournal.com]

[Similarly, though not as loud since Matt's voice sucks at volume, a SEEERRRRRRRKEEEEETT can also be heard in the boy's dorm if you listen hard enough.]


It's for a good cause, at least.

- Instructor Williams

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Somehow it just doesn't seem as prudent to scream Lalonde. It just doesn't have that ring to it.

So a feminine voice might be screaming, "DAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIID." You know, just maybe. ]

BBS

[eggplantallergy]

Thank you!

[eggplantallergy]

Yes, I explained what this date auction was in a comment above.

-Gakupo

[eggplantallergy]

[Surprised Marco doesn't realize Gakupo took his name out.]

[eggplantallergy]

Thank you, Commander.

-Gakupo