first leap of faith ~ action

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

[While walking around campus today, you may come across one particularly handsome and well dressed...

...puppet.

It will just be sitting there. Chilling. Should you look away and back, however, it will suddenly be gone... only to be found sitting somewhere else nearby.

There's no one else around, is there?

Those with a quick eye may catch sight of a dark blur as the puppet moves. If you stick around long enough, the owner might even speak with you. Right now he's just testing the waters.]

Comments

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

True. Got enough things to throw me the motherfuck off today without havin' to worry about you suddenly changin' on me.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Rest assured that I will never maintain an upbeat and positive attitude even for a nanosecond. If nothing else you may trust the doom and gloom I live to spread.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

Not even for a nanosecond?

I feel sorry for whatever motherfucker you end up sleepin' with some day.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Don't waste the effort. True to my gothic horror roots I'll consume him whole before the night is out.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

So hardcore. How can I even compare?

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

It's best you don't even try, lest the price you pay for greatness is your own mind.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, son. Look out.

Mystery chick remains a mystery, then.

Not that my thinkpan ain't already pretty fucked up as is.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for the world at large an addled mind can always find a way to sink even lower. It's best not to tempt fate, especially for such an unattainable goal.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

Good to know you're still modest.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

Humility is one of the many services I continue to offer to the world as a whole.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

And we should all be motherfuckin' grateful, I'm sure.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

It's not my place to dictate the feelings of others, although gratitude is always welcome in response to hard work.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to add it to my daily prayers.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

The Snark Goddess will surely look upon you with facetious blessings.

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

And the Mirthful Messiahs will get a motherfuckin' kick out of it.

You gonna bother to keep tabs on me?

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

That depends on whether you intend on doing anything I'd find interesting enough to follow. [that is such bullshit she is going to be ambivalently tabbing you like it's going out of style]

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

I'm a little insulted that you'd think I'd ever be uninterestin'.

Obviously that just means you'll never be off my case.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

You've got it on one. Always fussing and bugging and meddling, just like always. I'm such a notorious busybody. [dryly]

[knightofmirth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. It's a good thing I got top marks in sneakery.

[And then he's flash-stepped away.]