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[When he first transportalized into the Balamb Garden dormitories, he was confused. He was sure he'd entered the warp gate that lead to the Land of Quartz and Melody, but Aradia was no where to be seen. Was this some new, hidden challenge level he'd randomly journeyed to? They'd only just started SGRUB, it was possible...]

[Except, the acceptance letter siting on the sleep square sort of suggested otherwise. And while he wasn't thrilled to be delayed in his mission to ~~make Aradia his girlfriend~~ guide the b100 team to flawless victory, the words "time compression" were involved. And if he knew anything about time shenanigans, it's that they were better off being left to the experts. And while the experts attempted to figure out how to get every one back to their own worlds, he might as well make the most out of his time here and gain ALL THE LEVELS. With any luck, he'd be back before anyone knew to miss him, mwahahahaha.]

[And the course catalog was filled with so many interesting classes... How could he ever chose?]

[He couldn't, that's how, and he spent hours pouring over the selection, putting together different combinations and specializations until finally, hunger forced him to emerge from his assigned respiteblock.]

[He made it to the front door of the dormitories before he was forced to beat a hasty retreat. It was day. Oh gee, it was the day. He'd been up all night, and now it was day, and he was hungry, and the sun was out.]

[There is now a troll pressed back against the wall opposite the main entrance, trying his darnedest not to look guilty and/or terrified. WHAT DO?]

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Wonderfoal!

[If he could speak in sparkle text, he so woould right now]

I had hopes that someday, Gamzee would listen to my polite suggestions and stop ingesting those foul pies of his, but I did not think it would actually come to pass! And to start murdering the lowblooded trolls as well is just more than I could have ever asked for! Oh, he must make quite the sight, splattered in the blood of the vanquished, a wicked gleam in his unclouded, focused eyes. I wish I could be there to see it...

[He has such a weird boner right now]

[Oh Jegus Equius you are such a fucking creeper and Karkat is horrified and disgusted and so angry he's visibly shaking.]

Congratulations, then, you were.

I was? [If Equius was capable of squealing with glee, now would be the time he'd indulge in such foolish behavior. This is not at all creepy, what are you talking about, Karkat?]

Wait.

Does this mean that he... killed me, as well?

[Karkat gives him one last scathing look before hunching his shoulders and moving away from him, ears flattened against his head.]

By that time you'd gotten over your huge bulgelicking obsession with being better than fucking everybody and were actually listening to me. I pretty much sent you off to your death, because you were our best bet of keeping him from killing anybody else.

Well that was a dumb idea. [he scoffs, smirking a bit] Even if I do hit my head hard enough at some point to accept you as my leader, Gamzee is and will forever be the Highblood. I bet I even told you that sending me to stop him would do you no good.

[He just sort of tenses and rolls his eyes.] To tell you the honest truth I don't even fucking remember, I was a little too occupied trying to figure out how to keep my team alive.

[Welp. Equius really has no idea how to respond to that. Except maybe to look away and shrug]

If it's any consolation, I probably enjoyed it.

[He turns back and just glowers at him.]

I'd ask you to tell me you're kidding, but I know better.

[looks back with a smirk, cocking his hip to the side and tilting his head towards karkat] But now you are not sulking about sending me to my death, are you?

[Grump.] Should have known better.

It was disconcerting. [shrugs] You being concerned enough for my well being that it put you in a sulk. I must have hit my head awfully hard.

Regardless of how much of an asshole you are and always have been and pretty much always will be-- even though you really only succeed in getting creepier and more obnoxious --you're still part of my team. It was poor leadership on my part to let so many of us fall. [This is stated as fact, not in distress like prior.]

I am not creepy. You might not find delight in the pastimes of the highborn, but they are no less valid than anything you attempt to do in your leisure time.

But whatever. [He folds his arms over his chest and looks away, rolling his eyes with disgust. This whole conversation was making him feel really weird] You're dripping sentimentality all over me, Karkat. You failed as leader, no surprise, what's done is done, get over it already. I'm here, I'm not holding it against except in a general "Karkat is a useless lowblood who's not really worth my time" sort of way. Just let it go and, for the mothergrub's sake, don't do it again.

[He smacks a hand to his face. x2 Combo, perhaps.] Right. Remind me to never give a shit again. Let's just pretend this entire conversation didn't happen.

Hi, Equius.

[Sigh. Talking to those who don't understand highblood double speak is just a pain in his hindquarters. He'd facepalm as well if it wasn't such an undignified gesture.]

[Rolling his eyes behind his glasses, Equius looks back to Karkat and gives him his best, most condescending lineface]

Hi, Karkat. Is there something you wanted, or can I go back to trying to figure out ways to avoid turning into a blueberry like Vriska, since being diurnal is going to be a thing that we do now?

I suggest an umbrella if you're that concerned. Otherwise, not a damn thing.

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