Long ago, on an island far away, there was a deserted island in the shape of a pineapple. Somehow a lost stranded boy landed there and declared it his own. He was raised by the pineapples, and he always promised that one day he would find the rest of his kind. So they gave him the secret to unlocking anyone being able to recognize him as the long lost Pineapple Prince.

[Says this all in deadpan, like he's as serious about this as he was about his Dad being the strongest ever.]