Here I am laying my heart and soul out to you and you're worried about a little thing like closeness? I'm wounded. So wounded. I shall die from heartbreak. [Says this all deadpan, but removes the arm to put over his eyes dramatically from fake!woe.]

Even more wounded that you think I can't do economics. I'll have you know I never hostilely took over any islands. [EVIL EVIL CHUCKLE.] Except financially.