[Makes his voice as tree-like, and monotone, and windy, as possible.] From the land of the sea, you will find a pineapple prince that looks like a tree. Treat him kindly, and you will find; a man strong of body and sound of mind.

[Looks over the flowers critically.] But at least make sure he has good taste in gifts. Otherwise I'd just throw him off of cliffs. [Waves hand again as if to say "the tree has spoken." And goes back to standing there stoically.]