[Action] / BBS

[fierybluebird]

[It's that time of year again. Where it is encroaching upon Grell's birthday, she's up in arms about Homecoming, and Marco has no ideas for either. Well, some ideas, just not good ones.]

[So you know what?]

[Fuck it!]

[Marco is hiding out in phoenix form munching squash seeds.]

[Actually, this is not his typical phoenix form. You see normally, he's almost indistinguishable from the world's phoenixes except for being blue and sparkly. This time, it looks like someone bred a horrifying combination of a chocobo and a peacock.]

[Yeah. Not pretty.]

[Marco even shares some of his seeds with the chocobo around them as he asks them for advice. It doesn't go well.]

This is what I get for asking non-homicidal birds, yoi. [Hey, who said that?] I mean... wark. [Deadpan.]

[Later on the BBS this mysterious post will appear (as well as sparkly fliers throughout the halls):]

Attention all SeeD and cadets, this is a very important announcement!

DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS.

They are edible and delicious, and should only ever be planted or devoured.

If you have no interest in roasting them for yourself, see Marco SeeD rank 11 for a 500 gil reward for every pound of seeds you bring, thank you.

Comments

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

Why wouldnt i be? Little shits are looking for a fight and its a shame to waste the meat

[fionna_time]

Man! I wish I had that problem! You can see I don't.

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

Sharing with familys a good cause right?

BBS

[fierybluebird]

Always.

And if that doesn't work, threaten his shampoo.

1/2

[fierybluebird]

[For a bit, he's a little confused.]

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

Already done it [BACKSPACING THAT SO FAST]

Good point.

2/2

[fierybluebird]

[Then he remembers Grell and transitions his thinking to that direction instead of Whitey Bay or Brocca.]

Nonsense. With how hyper you are, I'm surprised you don't eat as much as Ace. I always just assumed it's because you're saner.

BBS

[fierybluebird]

I'll give you sparkles for it.

Re: 2/2

[fionna_time]

Heh, thanks! I think?

[selphie_t]

1500 to 2500 gil per pound plus a collection fee of 500 gil for every pound procured.

[fierybluebird]

Heh sorry. Usually I'm better at compliments, but I meant it as one. [He is never good at compliments. Ace and Thatch are the smoother ones.]

For what it's worth, I think you're cute as is. Just be yourself, aye?

When I was younger I always wanted to be as tall as my Pops and my younger brothers. But now that I'm in the Garden I'm glad I'm not. Ace's food thing has it's amusing moments, but mostly it's a pain in the arse.

1/2

[fierybluebird]

I don't know what you heard, but my SeeD promotion hasn't even brought me back up to the same level as an instructor yet.

2/2

[fierybluebird]

How about 500 gil per pound, and triple triad cards? Are there any you're lookign for?

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

LOL hed probly like that

[fionna_time]

Aw! [slight blush here]. Thanks! You're pretty handsome yourself, you know!

I don't mind being a little heavier though, because I rock it well, you know? There's not a lot of people here that look like me, so I gotta be a SEED for that reason and a bunch of others!

[that hero personality would never say die]

BBS

[fierybluebird]

I don't think so. He gets annoyed at Kingdew's manliness sparkles, after all.

[fierybluebird]

Hah, believe me when I say that in my world you would be considered a tiny pixie.

My Pops preferred to collect twiggy nurses, but most of the strong women in my world are bigger than Thatch and Namur. No exaggeration.

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

Annoyed or jell jealous?

[fionna_time]

Really? Maybe we should visit it sometime.

Heh, cool! They sound like Amazons!

BBS

[fierybluebird]

Good point.

What do you say, 50 gil bet? We'll put the sparkles in something and see if he keeps them or gets rid of the bottle.

[fierybluebird]

Aren't you one of the family now? That means you're coming back with us even if we have to kidnap you.

Aye, there's that island too. The Amazons completely run the gambit though. They say the most beautiful woman in the world is their leader, but I don't see it. Not my type I guess.

BBS

[om_nom_namur]

Which way you betting?

[fionna_time]

No way man, ha! We're pirates, we're supposed to be kidnapping wenches or whatever!

[What the heck was a wench anyway?]

No kidding? She's probably look like, maybe, Kori and dress and act like Sigyn!"

BBS

[fierybluebird]

That he won't like it.

[fierybluebird]

What do you think you are?

She acts like a bitchier, way more pretentious and obnoxious Sigyn. She also turned a bunch of Thatch's division into stone. Don't tell Thatch, although he might be proud that they fell for her charms super easily.

Which one's Kori again?