Straw--? [Thatch groans and puts a hand over his eyes with a laugh] Please don't tell me you're talking about Luffy. Please tell me it's some other Straw kid whose name I don't have to hear over and over. Did you know that he was eaten by an anaconda once? Or that he sleeps with his mouth open? Or that one time he sneezed so hard a bean flew out of his nose?

[he laughs again]

But please, please tell me about this miss Tattler before I start talking about him myself.