I was thinking Saturday. We can combine it with Selphie's weekend party idea.

But you're right on the fish and beach babes.

[Flails.] Stop that. We are not old. Maybe you are. I'm only as old as I've ever been. [Eyebrow arch.] What should we get him for a present? Serious or joke?

[Because ahahahahahahahahaha.... he doesn't want to deal with that whole YOU getting older while HE can't and STUFF.]