[He kneels down, eyeing the package as if it's about to explode.] If you think telling me this now means you'll get something out of it too, you're gonna be disappointed... [His tone is only mock accusatory, though. Mostly.
Then he grins widely and starts tearing into the wrapping paper with abandon, almost exactly like a kid with a new toy. Shreds of it fly in all directions.]
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Then he grins widely and starts tearing into the wrapping paper with abandon, almost exactly like a kid with a new toy. Shreds of it fly in all directions.]