[He can try! ...except no, he can't, because asgsfff hugged too much to move. Other than wriggling and wriggling.]

Bollocks. There's loads of stuff out there that's sad and horrible! Balut is just one of them! It's not like it's not sad, but it's not "bury yourself in a blanket and refuse to live" sad - it's "get out there and kick some bastard's ass for doing that" sad!

[Yes, his usage of profanity has shot up hugely. This is because of the extra-cranky - he can't be arsed to keep his language clean today.]