The mandatory weapon's class is in case something goes wrong. You don't get a guard here, princess, so if your mission goes bad you're on your own. You really wanna go out without knowing hot to defend yourself?
Don't worry about never touching it before -- the classes are pretty thorough, you'd pick it up in no time. If you're worried about stature, weight, or all that stuff, well, don't be. There's plenty of weapons designed for every shape and form -- you don't have to be like me to get through. You tried firearms? If you're small, they're pretty useful.
[He just has to stare at that second part for a bit because... he's laughing so hard. He's getting weird looks from the other students (though lap-topping in a tree gets enough weird looks as it is).]
Here's the fun thing, princess: none of us has any control over when we come or go. Time Compression doesn't like to share. Sure, your tantrum may have "due cause," but it makes you look like a spoiled brat regardless of whether or not it's justified. I'm not harping on you, I'm just stating a fact. If you were really as good a royal as you seem to think you are, you'd know that first impressions mean a lot to everyone. You can't always fix a bad first impression, princess, so you've already damaged your reputation pretty badly.
Oh, and don't worry about being replaced. Nice thing about Time Compression is that you go back where you came from. That is, you go back to the exact second you were taken from, so even if you spend four or five years here, it'll only be about four or five seconds in your real world when you go back there. Nice of it, huh?
It took me forever to figure them out until I realized I was keywording for SUN WUKONG.
Don't worry about never touching it before -- the classes are pretty thorough, you'd pick it up in no time. If you're worried about stature, weight, or all that stuff, well, don't be. There's plenty of weapons designed for every shape and form -- you don't have to be like me to get through. You tried firearms? If you're small, they're pretty useful.
[He just has to stare at that second part for a bit because... he's laughing so hard. He's getting weird looks from the other students (though lap-topping in a tree gets enough weird looks as it is).]
Here's the fun thing, princess: none of us has any control over when we come or go. Time Compression doesn't like to share. Sure, your tantrum may have "due cause," but it makes you look like a spoiled brat regardless of whether or not it's justified. I'm not harping on you, I'm just stating a fact. If you were really as good a royal as you seem to think you are, you'd know that first impressions mean a lot to everyone. You can't always fix a bad first impression, princess, so you've already damaged your reputation pretty badly.
Oh, and don't worry about being replaced. Nice thing about Time Compression is that you go back where you came from. That is, you go back to the exact second you were taken from, so even if you spend four or five years here, it'll only be about four or five seconds in your real world when you go back there. Nice of it, huh?