[But water would be a terrible idea! Why waste a good pen? He was hoping that would be enough force to knock it away...
He bristles. There's actually no good reason to keep this up - hell, it's not like he doesn't make a habit of carrying spares in his pocket - but dammit, now that stupid bird is laughing at his alchemy! Which totally isn't anything like magic, by the way. That's like laughing at his ego, and that is clearly an unforgivable crime.]
That's my pen! Get your own!!
[Anyway, back to the good old-fashioned chasing for the time being. And this time he means it.]
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He bristles. There's actually no good reason to keep this up - hell, it's not like he doesn't make a habit of carrying spares in his pocket - but dammit, now that stupid bird is laughing at his alchemy!
Which totally isn't anything like magic, by the way.That's like laughing at his ego, and that is clearly an unforgivable crime.]That's my pen! Get your own!!
[Anyway, back to the good old-fashioned chasing for the time being. And this time he means it.]