Idiot with a flashy costume, flashy powers, and will let everyone know that they fight for justice even though their fights do more harm than good, and frankly they have an annoying habit of getting in the way. I actually do fight for justice, and the typical superhero's theatrics are nothing short of infuriating.

Alternatively, it's how a kid defines any hero with special powers, which means I get called one from time to time. Frankly, it's a little insulting.

[But he rolls with it anyway. He'd rather be called a superhero than break a kid's idealism.]