[ -- there was supposed to be a "of the" after the word "director" but that's just the mun failing.

And Haruhi nods before continuing. ]

That's right, the SOS Brigade! It's only the best brigade in all of Japan - no, the world - actually, maybe in the whole entire universe! Or would that be universes? It doesn't matter. It stands for...

[ She takes a deep breath before saying all of this in one breath: ]

Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade!