{Champloo makes a mental note to have a word with the faculty about this new electronic distribution of course catalogs. (He will have several. They will all be food metaphors. No one will quite understand.)]

The catalog is contained within like the citrus taste of lemon chicken! Cutting the chicken with a knife is not enough to bring its taste to your tongue! You must carry the meat to your mouth with chopsticks instead.

[Champloo leaps forward, turning a forward flip to land dramatically next to the console, then stabs out one hand to turn the thing on.]