http://bentbowarcher.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bentbowarcher.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-08-24 02:35 am

[ Action || Quad || Tuesday Evening]

[There is a troll in the quad, standing with his hands on his hips, glaring down at a couple of cats that have plunked themselves down at his feet. They stare expectantly back up at him, or rather, at the big black magpie on his head, while the largest, a chubby, bright orange tabby, meowing loudly and insistently]

No. This is ridiculous.

[the cat meows again, while the magpie smugly flutters its wings, and cocks its head to the side, a bit of blue ribbon with a bell tied to one end dangling from its beak]

I am not on his side, nor am I on yours. I am not on anyone's side. I am simply an innocent bystander caught in the crosshairs of this absurd conflict.

[The cat lets out an earsplitting yowl, and Equius just facepalms with a groan]

What is this? What am I doing? How is this what my life has become? I want my STRENGTH back!

[identity profile] easilytriggered.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Problem?

[Guessing by the spread of the grin on Zephyr's face, however, he's more here to watch than to... help out. Sorry, Equius.]

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
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[So someone veeeeeeeery familiar is walking your way, Equius. Who could it be?]

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
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[Staring at him with that smile, like nothing in the world is fucking wrong. Approaching him she's still silent and reaches up to carefully take the bird off of his head. She doesn't trust her voice to match Aradia's if she talks, so silence it is.]

[identity profile] easilytriggered.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He points at the bird on his head.]

Just maybe. Unless you normally have a bird on your head?

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hi I haven't threaded with you in far too long. Karkat wanders into the quad and stops, making a face. He is blissfully unaffected by this event because I am lacking in creativity, and just sort of... stares at the scene before him.]

...Zahhak.

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately no, Equius, Karkat is just a hermit and focused on classes also his mun is a wretched failure at activity whoops. He stares for a long while at Equius and frowns, shaking his head.]

Trying to figure out when you became Tavros. Aren't animals his thing? Animals and games for girls.

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
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[She can either go deeper with this ruse or abscond now with minimal consequences. Tough choice.

If anything her smile grows wider (if a bit uncharacteristically so for her) and... is that a fang? Suddenly the magpie goes nuts in her hands and feathers go everywhere. Whoops?]

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyebrows raise slightly at the squawking bird.]

No I'm actually pretty sure I've got a good idea. [He shifts his weight.] Seems like that shit is going around, lately.

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Frowns at the bird and walks over, shooing at it. Bird, don't make him result to shooshpapping you.]

Can't say I'm envying you in the least. Not breaking shit is nice, but this is pretty much bullshit. Shoo, you fucking featherbrain.

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
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[Mouth closed she runs a tongue over her exposed fang and the smile falters. This required concentration and her attention was slipping.

But there was no way she was backing out yet. Taking a step forward her arms go up to slowly wrap around his neck and pressing against him she pulls him into an embrace. Had she ever hugged another troll before? Not that she can remember.]

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[dnkjvdfhtn. He stands pretty stock still for a minute, mortified, and then brushes the crap off his face. ...literally.]

I would punch you if I didn't know for a fact you'd break every bone in my body when you were capable again.

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
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[Oh no. Damn it, Serket this went too far. Yet all she can do now is advance, naturally. Go through with the ruse to the very end because that was what she planned to do from the very beginning, yes? Yes.

After a (generous) minute she moves to pull away.]

[identity profile] ragesnake.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're obviously not very good at Nitram's communing bullshit. [Still wiping bird shit out of his hair.]

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