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[In some slightly off-the-beaten-path part of the quad today, there is a giant pie, and by giant, you could say that several grown men could fit inside of it comfortably--it is, however, oozing apple filling and not... blood or something else onto the grass, so perhaps that's a comforting thought. On top of said pie, there's a rather odd assortment of other baked goods: muffins, strudals, loaves of bread, cookies...

It's a surprisingly expansive list! The odd thing about the pile, however, is how nothing appears to be of the normal size; everything is either too big or too small. There are doughnut holes larger than your head, and yet, at the same time, there are cinnamon rolls you could fit on a fingernail.

Well, at least they taste good? If you're brave enough to try one at least.

Oh, right, there's also a guy seated a few feet behind the giant pile of baked goods, leaning against the base of a tree. He appears to be surveying the stack with mild interest as he munches on a cookie the size of a hubcap.]

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[Zephyr has to admit that Kiden's kind of cute like that--all excited about the food and whatnot--and it brings an easy grin to his face.]

Plenty more where those came from. All you gotta do is ask.

[Whether or not he'll be eating those words later... Well, only time will tell.]

[ Finally, finally she manages to swallow enough dough to be able to form a coherent sentence! ]

You bet your ass I will.

[ She is regarding Zephyr with a vaguely predatory glint in her eyes, possibly bebating her breakfast/lunch/dinner menu of the next few days. ]

Can you do stuff on request or does it just...pop up?

Depends on what you're requesting. I'm still workin' some kinks out, but I can give it a shot.

You got something in mind?

[This look on his face? It has challenge written allllll over it.]

How about a cake inside another cake? With like, those snooty-ass candy flowers all over it. I'll give you bonus points if it says 'fuck you' in frosting.

[Well, that earns Kiden a bit of a dumb stare for a second. Oddly enough, Zephyr hasn't tried cakes yet, but now that she's asking...

He narrows his eyes in concentration and then a cake the height of a full grown man appears about a foot away from her. It's admittedly a bit plain in coloring--being all white, like a wedding cake--but if she cuts inside, she will find another smaller cake--also white.

The decorations? Well... They could probably use some work. There are flowers, but they're... kind of ugly and... the letters to spell out "fuck you" are there. Unfortunately, they're spread out all over the place.]

Dammit. [He frowns at his creation.] Gonna have to try that again.

Holy shit, dude! That is seriously badass.

[ She turns inquisitive eyes on him. ] Does it...hurt, or anything? Do you get a headache?

[Oh, so she doesn't mind his disaster decorating job? Awesome.]

I might get a headache if I try something too complicated though--more from trying to remember and get all the details right than getting it to appear. That's the easy and painless part.

[ He just summoned a cake taller than she is. How the fuck can she bitch? ]

Do you have to visualize it all in your head before you make it appear?

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Something like that. If I don't really care what it looks like or how it tastes, it's more or less automatic.

But then you'd wind up with shit-tasting muffins. And nobody wants that.

If I'm just trying to hit someone with 'em--[He gestures at the various muffins he'd tried to rain down on Kiden earlier.]--I couldn't care less.

Fair enough. Can you make them like, really hard?

Overbaked and stale?

[Have a dinner roll that's just that.]

[ Kicks it with her shoe. Ka-pow. Impressive. She grins. ]

You're like a one-man, never-ending fun factory.

[He grins and gives her a one-shoulder shrug.]

Not so bad once I figured out how to control it. It's fucking shitty waking up with meringue pie all over your bed though.

'Meringue', huh? Is that what they call it, in Basel?

[ Sorry, Zeph. Only not. ]

[Open mouth. Shut mouth. Look awaaaaaay. Grits his teeth.]

You know what I mean.

[ Eyeroll. THEY REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THIS. ]

I'm gonna go stash this shit back in my room. [ A pause. ]

Can you make them appear in other places?

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Uh. Haven't really tried. [He gives her a look.] What you want me to insta-create stuff for you in your room?

Well, that would be nice. But Zeph, think.

[ Her smirk spreads, slow and wicked. ]

Think of the possibilities.

[His first thought, after she says that, is how much he'd love to just fill Snow's room up with pastries to the point of him getting stuck in there, but... Yeah, okay, he thinks he understands what Kiden's talking about.]

Better go with something messy in that case. Frosting, filling...

Wedding cake shit all over the place. Beautiful.

[ A ponderous expression. ]

Hitting up a teacher might not be the best, if people know you're behind it. [ Looking pointedly at the MASSIVE PILE OF BAKED GOODS ] Who should we hit?

[Hey, the guy had to practice somewhere!]

I was gonna say Mister Hero, but since that's not an option... You got an grudges you wanna take care of?

[ Bites her lip. ]

I'm willing to make an exception for him if you are. And yeah, I can think of some people...but first we gotta make sure you can do this.

Totally am.

[A vicious grin stretches across his lips.]

Anyway, who'm I practicing on? I get the feeling most people aren't gonna be too pleased havin' their rooms packed with food.