Well, if you're all sure about it, then I'm cool with that. Just can't leave a best pal all banged up and feeling like all layers of crap upon motherfucking crap.

[Yeah, that's one way to say it.]

But if that's what you want, then I'll motherfucking do that.

[Although it is kind of hard to resist the temptation to grab them again. Instead, he grabs one of his own and strokes it because... well, that'll help with that!]