[SCREAM. He was going to try and tackle Sollux next too, but it's sort of hard to do that when his feet aren't touching the floor. He's just going to hiss and shriek and claw at the paper furiously]
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, YOU FILTHY LITTLE WORM! SHE IS MINE!
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, YOU FILTHY LITTLE WORM! SHE IS MINE!