[Of course he's not. That would be ridiculous. Much like everything here is ridiculous.
But seriously. Batman is fictional. Dave will believe so much.]
You caught me, though. I'm totally Harley Quinn's illegitimate Joker baby grown up in a lab and given special speedy powers. I was gonna tell everyone the big secret later, right when I announced my big Garden take-over, but you can be the first motherfucker to know.
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[Of course he's not. That would be ridiculous. Much like everything here is ridiculous.
But seriously. Batman is fictional. Dave will believe so much.]
You caught me, though. I'm totally Harley Quinn's illegitimate Joker baby grown up in a lab and given special speedy powers. I was gonna tell everyone the big secret later, right when I announced my big Garden take-over, but you can be the first motherfucker to know.