http://martin-sorvat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] martin-sorvat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-07-06 10:38 pm

announcement

[At exactly 1000, actually kids, this isn't scheduled. But hey, listen up, it's announcement time.]



Hey hey hey girls and boys, ladies and gentleblokes, or men, whatever ya fancy. Just wanted to put a real horrorshow shout out so get your audio ports open and simmer down. This is about that little homecoming bash, you know the one, it's getting some chaps real ape and real polly, but there's a little problem I gotta shine the light on.

Seems your boy Tavros some how got his name on that there list of candidates for Princedom and I gotta say, he has no mind to look for votes, so ya'll gotta suck it up and hold back those graphites. No votes for your dear Nitram, got that? He's got no interest.

So why don't ya let the sweat master 5000, our local wet rag, Equius Zahhak, duke it out with Aang for them votes and we'll be right good fellas from then on. Plus for a troll that dresses up real polly like in the frills and glitter at night, with a nice plethora of crowns and tresses for those luscious locks of his, I'd say a royal title fits Zahhak better, don't ya think? He's already prepared to be pampered silly like show filly ready for the parade. Just a word from the bird.

Oooother then that, I'll send a little chirp out to the lovely dame Lalonde, not to rattle her cage or nothing, just to show her she's got someone important swishing her about in his think pan.

So.

Meanwhile back on the ranch, that's all I gotta say on that. No votes for Nitram, just flood em over to the two other prince runner ups, or maybe just to Aang? I think Equius fits 'princess' more anyhow.

Stay classy~

[The announcement ends, and the intercom clicks off.]

[OOC: ALL RIGHT. That was an actual announcement, but, uhhh, not by your headmaster, you can easily tell by the voice and the way he speaks. After words, Tavros will be wandering the halls, so feel free to just STUMBLE on him. And that goes for people of the authority to punish him as well! SeeDs, etcetc, if you want to enact his punishment for jacking the intercom system go ahead. Otherwise, see ya 'round.]

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