Excuse me, I'm the alien? You're the one with silly pink skin, and you lack any sort of horns whatsoever. I bet even Tavros could break you, and he's the absolute worst troll of us all.

[Except for the one here]

Do we have what? Don't be stupid. Even if we had those things on Alternia, I would have lost them when I was brought here. Not to mention a "UFO" is any unidentified flying object, not necessarily a spaceship, so yes, of course we have UFOs.