[ Nyaaaa. Dave doesn't nudge it back down into the pocket. ] Friend from my world. He goes by ectoBiologist on BBS and types in blue, but his name's John Egbert. [ A pause, and he raises a hand to his chin. ] Somehow, I get this strange feeling you two would get along. I'm not sure why.

[ Lies, all lies, he knows they'd get along. ]