[ Dave's kitten has maneuvered itself up from his arm to his shoulder, trying to hop up onto it. He simply raises a hand to give it a little boost. ]

Leijon and a friend of hers were running around with a whole army they saved off the streets yesterday. I'm pretty sure pets are allowed, but they had a goddamn hoard so I figured why the fuck not take one. I am a pretty charitable guy.

And then I decided I'd volunteer you as a parent. Congratulations, Egbert. I think it's a girl.