That is, everyone that's here because of time compression. The rest of you can go away.
As part of the SOS Brigade's services to YOU, the awesome and amazing people of alien worlds, we shall now be running a Q&A! Or, since we're hopelessly devoid of one, an ADVICE COLUMN. Yep! You tell us your problems, and I tell you what to do about it!
PM the Brigade Chief, Haruhi Suzumiya at #33264. Names will be kept confidential unless you sign with them, so don't sign them with your names.
You have 24 HOURS to get your submissions in, so get writing! If you miss the deadline, you obviously don't want your question answered enough, but I guess I can put it in next month's edition or something.
[She says 24 hours, I say a week :) You can put "PMed" requests in as comments here, or PM this account. HOWEVER, be warned: if Haruhi doesn't think a letter is fun, she will edit it. If she doesn't get asked anything, she'll make up her own questions, like any good advice column should. And no, her attention span isn't good enough to keep this as an ongoing thing.
Anyone is welcome to "what is this" at this BBS post, too, naturally.]