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man, blunt weapons training is ridiculously easy.
actually, training in general is easy.
this specialty isn't challenging me at all!
i guess i am just too good at this kind of thing.
i am thinking of switching specialties.
maybe a more cerebral kind! like computer science, oh man.
i think my vastly superior troll intellect could handle it.


on a less boring note, what the hell am i supposed to do with my free time?
my homework is done. all i do is just train and train and train.
so should i just go stare at walls until my think pan drips out of my ear?
come on, there must be SOMETHING interesting here!
john egbert out! (wow, that is a sucky name, to be honest. too human.)

[ Filtered to Karkat: ]

also, john egbert to fuckass, john egbert to fuckass, come in, fuckass.
stop trying to study. i don't think you're smart enough to get the lessons.
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A: Text, from John Egbert )

B: Text, from Jade Harley )

C: Action, all over the place

[ Two young aliens have arrived on the scene! From the looks of it, they're of the same make as those pesky trolls that keep showing up around the place – grey skin, yellow sclera, two candy-corn horns in various shapes plopped atop their foreheads and everything. The girl has an smile of utmost rapture on her face, and as she roams from place to place she points things out to the boy with a delighted grin. The boy seems to be keeping his face to a much more tempered “derpy grin,” stopping and remarking on how cool the layout of this place is on occasion.

If you happen to have ever met a John (Egbert) or Jade (Harley) before, they bear an absolutely striking resemblance. It's uncanny, really.

The dynamic duo aren't really stuck in any particular part of Garden – rather, they are roaming throughout its entirety, staring wide-eyed at pretty much everything they pass by. On occasion, Jade will excitedly run off to see something and leave John to catch up, or John will take an extra few minutes to check something out while Jade absent-mindedly wanders off, but in general they stick close together.

Do you choose this moment to run into one or both of them (quite possibly literally)?

[[ Both intros merged into one post to prevent spamming up the network! o7 Cuts are to preserve people's eyes from glaring technicourier. ]]
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 [Oh hey, look! It's your friendly neighbourhood John Egbert, sitting in the quad with a large instrument of the woodwind persuasion sitting in his lap. Said owner is twisting two parts of the clarinet together in both hands experimentally, before raising the instrument to his lips in order to test.

He blows a very mangled C into the peaceful, afternoon silence of the courts and snorts with laughter, lowering it once more and continuing to methodically tune.

It really sucks when you travel through some weird inter-dimension summoning thing and it throws your clarinet outta wack!]


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